src/robots/rpg-shopkeeper.lisp @ d5c110b938cb
Unfuck things
author |
Steve Losh <steve@stevelosh.com> |
date |
Wed, 18 Jan 2017 00:55:53 +0000 |
parents |
1a365d4ae7bc |
children |
496f6e33e468 |
(in-package :magitek.robots.rpg-shopkeeper)
(named-readtables:in-readtable :chancery)
(eval-when (:compile-toplevel :load-toplevel :execute)
;;; please just end my life
(defmacro ea (&body body)
`(eval-when (:compile-toplevel :load-toplevel :execute)
,@body)))
;;;; General ------------------------------------------------------------------
(define-rule (bonus :distribution (:zipf :exponent 1.8))
1 2 3 4 5)
(ea (defun str (symbol)
(string-downcase (symbol-name symbol))))
;;;; Materials ----------------------------------------------------------------
(defclass* material ()
(name multiplier))
(defun make-material (name multiplier)
(make-instance 'material :name name :multiplier multiplier))
(defmethod print-object ((o material) s)
(print-unreadable-object (o s :type t)
(princ (material-name o) s)))
(defmacro define-material (name multiplier)
`(defparameter ,(symb '* name '*)
(make-material ,(string-downcase (substitute #\space #\- (symbol-name name)))
,multiplier)))
(define-material iron 1.0)
(define-material steel 1.5)
(define-material silver 2.0)
(define-material meteoric-iron 4.0)
(define-material mithril 10.0)
(define-material adamantine 11.0)
(define-material cloth 1.0)
(define-material leather 1.5)
(define-material silk 2.0)
(define-material spider-silk 6.0)
(define-material pine 1.0) ; http://www.wood-database.com/wood-articles/bow-woods/
(define-material poplar 1.2)
(define-material walnut 1.3)
(define-material maple 2.0)
(define-material oak 3.0)
(define-material yew 5.0)
(define-material rosewood 10.0)
(define-rule (metal :distribution :zipf)
*iron*
*steel*
*silver*
*meteoric-iron*
*mithril*
*adamantine*)
(define-rule (textile :distribution :weighted)
(1.00 *cloth*)
(1.00 *leather*)
(0.80 *silk*)
(0.01 *spider-silk*))
(define-rule (wood :distribution (:zipf :exponent 0.8))
*pine*
*poplar*
*walnut*
*maple*
*oak*
*yew*
*rosewood*)
;;;; Monsters -----------------------------------------------------------------
(defclass* monster ()
(singular multiplier plural adjective))
(defun make-monster (singular multiplier plural adjective)
(make-instance 'monster
:singular singular
:multiplier multiplier
:plural plural
:adjective adjective))
(defmethod print-object ((o monster) s)
(print-unreadable-object (o s :type t)
(princ (monster-singular o) s)))
(defmacro define-monster (singular multiplier plural adjective)
`(defparameter ,(symb '* singular '*)
(make-monster
,(str singular)
,multiplier
,(str plural)
,(str adjective))))
(define-monster goblin 1.00 goblins goblin)
(define-monster kobold 1.00 kobolds kobold)
(define-monster elf 1.00 elves elven)
(define-monster dwarf 1.00 dwarves dwarven)
(define-monster halfling 1.00 halflings halfling)
(define-monster gnome 1.00 gnomes gnomish)
(define-monster gnoll 1.10 gnolls gnollish)
(define-monster ogre 1.20 ogres ogre)
(define-monster troll 1.60 trolls troll)
(define-monster vampire 5.00 vampires vampire)
(define-monster dragon 9.00 dragons dragon)
(define-rule (monster :distribution :weighted)
(1.00 *goblin*)
(1.00 *kobold*)
(1.00 *elf*)
(1.00 *dwarf*)
(1.00 *halfling*)
(1.00 *gnome*)
(1.00 *ogre*)
(1.00 *troll*)
(1.00 *gnoll*)
(0.10 *vampire*)
(0.01 *dragon*))
;;;; Roles --------------------------------------------------------------------
(define-rule role
"cleric"
"warrior"
"wizard"
"rogue")
;;;; Elements -----------------------------------------------------------------
(define-rule element
("ice" "icy")
("fire" "flaming")
("electricity" "electrified")
("poison" "venomous"))
;;;; Armor --------------------------------------------------------------------
(define-rule armor-piece
"scale mail"
"ring mail"
"chain mail"
"plate mail")
(define-rule clothing-piece
"robe"
"shirt"
"pants"
"dress"
"skirt")
(define-rule armor-enchantment
(:protection-from monster)
(:resistance element)
(:bonus bonus))
(define-rule vanilla-armor
(metal armor-piece)
(textile clothing-piece))
(define-rule (armor :distribution :weighted)
(2 (vanilla-armor nil))
(1 (vanilla-armor armor-enchantment)))
(defgeneric enchanted-armor-description
(base enchantment-type enchantment-arguments))
(defmethod enchanted-armor-description
(base (e (eql :protection-from)) enchantment-args)
(destructuring-bind (monster) enchantment-args
(format nil "~A of protection from ~A" base (monster-plural monster))))
(defmethod enchanted-armor-description
(base (e (eql :resistance)) enchantment-args)
(destructuring-bind ((noun adjective)) enchantment-args
(declare (ignore adjective))
(format nil "~A of ~A resistance" base noun)))
(defmethod enchanted-armor-description
(base (e (eql :bonus)) enchantment-args)
(destructuring-bind (val) enchantment-args
(format nil "+~D ~A" val base)))
(defun vanilla-armor-description (vanilla-armor)
(destructuring-bind (material piece) vanilla-armor
(format nil "~A ~A" (material-name material) piece)))
(defun armor-description (armor)
(destructuring-bind (vanilla enchant) armor
(let ((vanilla-description (vanilla-armor-description vanilla)))
(if enchant
(enchanted-armor-description vanilla-description
(first enchant)
(rest enchant))
vanilla-description))))
;;;; Weapons ------------------------------------------------------------------
(define-rule melee-weapon
"dagger"
"longsword"
"short sword"
"hand axe"
"battleaxe"
"spear"
"halberd"
"scythe"
"scimitar"
"lance"
"hammer"
"staff"
"mace"
"flail")
(define-rule (bow-weapon :distribution :weighted)
(2 "shortbow")
(2 "longbow")
(1 "crossbow")
(1 "compound bow"))
(define-rule weapon-enchantment
(:slaying monster)
(:element element)
(:bonus bonus))
(define-rule vanilla-weapon
(metal melee-weapon)
(wood bow-weapon))
(define-rule (weapon :distribution :weighted)
(1 (vanilla-weapon nil))
(1 (vanilla-weapon weapon-enchantment)))
(defgeneric enchanted-weapon-description
(base enchantment-type enchantment-arguments))
(defmethod enchanted-weapon-description
(base (e (eql :slaying)) enchantment-args)
(destructuring-bind (monster) enchantment-args
(format nil "~A of ~A-slaying" base (monster-singular monster))))
(defmethod enchanted-weapon-description
(base (e (eql :element)) enchantment-args)
(destructuring-bind (element) enchantment-args
(format nil "~A ~A" (second element) base)))
(defmethod enchanted-weapon-description
(base (e (eql :bonus)) enchantment-args)
(destructuring-bind (val) enchantment-args
(format nil "+~D ~A" val base)))
(defun vanilla-weapon-description (vanilla-weapon)
(destructuring-bind (material piece) vanilla-weapon
(format nil "~A ~A" (material-name material) piece)))
(defun weapon-description (weapon)
(destructuring-bind (vanilla enchant) weapon
(let ((vanilla-description (vanilla-weapon-description vanilla)))
(if enchant
(enchanted-weapon-description vanilla-description
(first enchant)
(rest enchant))
vanilla-description))))
;;;; Flavor -------------------------------------------------------------------
(defparameter *monster* nil)
(define-string scene
("images of" [monster monster-plural]))
(define-string sales-pitch
"Only used once!"
"Brand new!"
("I bought it from" [monster monster-adjective a] role)
"This is gonna go fast!")
;;;; Main ---------------------------------------------------------------------
(define-rule item
(eval (weapon-description (weapon)))
(eval (armor-description (armor))))
(define-string offer
("FOR SALE:" #\newline :.
[item cap] #\newline #\newline :.
sales-pitch))
;;;; API ----------------------------------------------------------------------
(defun random-string ()
(offer))