src/robots/frantic-barista.lisp @ 8ae9290fdd58

Fuck
author Steve Losh <steve@stevelosh.com>
date Sat, 11 Nov 2017 13:10:41 -0500
parents 312848bc8c7a
children af9390b6947b
(in-package :magitek.robots.frantic-barista)
(named-readtables:in-readtable :chancery)

;;;; Utils --------------------------------------------------------------------
(defun english-number (n)
  (format nil "~R" n))


;;;; Names --------------------------------------------------------------------
(define-string name-simple
  "Sophia"
  "Jackson"
  "Emma"
  "Aiden"
  "Olivia"
  "Lucas"
  "Ava"
  "Liam"
  "Mia"
  "Noah"
  "Isabella"
  "Ethan"
  "Riley"
  "Mason"
  "Aria"
  "Caden"
  "Zoe"
  "Oliver"
  "Charlotte"
  "Elijah"
  "Lily"
  "Grayson"
  "Layla"
  "Jacob"
  "Amelia"
  "Michael"
  "Emily"
  "Benjamin"
  "Madelyn"
  "Carter"
  "Aubrey"
  "James"
  "Adalyn"
  "Jayden"
  "Madison"
  "Logan"
  "Chloe"
  "Alexander"
  "Harper"
  "Caleb")

(define-string name-twitter
  "@stevelosh"
  "@fu86"
  "@rpg_shopkeeper"
  "@git_commands")

(define-string (name :distribution :weighted)
  (50 name-simple)
  (1 name-twitter))


;;;; Liquids ------------------------------------------------------------------
(define-string liquid
  "coffee"
  "cappuccino"
  "mocha"
  "latte"
  "espresso"
  "tea"
  "chai"
  "hot chocolate")


;;;; Sizes --------------------------------------------------------------------
(define-string size-simple
  "small"
  "medium"
  "large")

(define-string size-pretentious
  "short"
  "tall"
  "grande"
  "venti")

(define-string (size :distribution :weighted)
  (5 size-simple)
  (1 size-pretentious))


;;;; Flavor -------------------------------------------------------------------
(define-string adjective
  "artisanal"
  "hand-crafted"
  "fresh"
  "decaf"
  "day-old")

(define-string topping
  "whipped cream"
  "cinnamon"
  "sprinkles")


;;;; Main ---------------------------------------------------------------------
(define-string drink-base
  liquid
  (size liquid)
  (adjective size liquid)
  (adjective liquid))

(define-string drink
  drink-base
  (drink-base "with" topping))

(define-string order
  ("I've got" [drink a] "for" name "here!")
  ([!(random-range-inclusive 2 9) english-number cap]
   [drink-base s] "under" name :. ", to go!"))


;;;; API ----------------------------------------------------------------------
(defun random-string ()
  (order))